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any nourishing substance that is eaten, drunk, or otherwise taken into the body to sustain life, provide energy, promote growth, etc
more or less solid nourishment, as distinguished from liquids
a particular kind of solid nourishment: a breakfast food; dog food
whatever supplies nourishment to organisms: plant food
anything serving for consumption or use: food for thought
Now, this is tricky. So basically, food is life. Food is the universe. Food is everything. Food is 42. Food, brings people together, it creates friendships (although defiantly not solely) and it provides security and ordinance to our unsecure and unorganised lives and meaningless beings in this vast void of near-nothingness
Food is also scientifically defined as the source of nutrition and substance a living being intakes in order to survive
The first one is better...
Word forms: foods
1. MASS NOUN
Food is what people and animals eat
Enjoy your food
…frozen foods
2. See also fast food, junk food
3. See food for thought
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